tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70218604149853454182011-11-27T15:24:23.283-08:00jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-11957377794120342762009-11-06T21:51:00.000-08:002009-11-06T22:06:47.492-08:0015 signs that your bored and life getz hopeless.....<br /><br />1. you feel the four walls are closing in on you.<br />2. you go on facebook, msn, blogging and ym every single day of your life.<br />3. you ask yourself stupid questions like: "when will i get married?", " how tall is the eiffel tower?", "what did einstein do in his spare time, etc.<br />4. you start calling your friends up and saying, "oops, sorry, wrong number..!!"<br />5. you wake up really late and back to sleep really early.<br />6.when you've watched the same tv programme over and over.<br />7.when you walk up and down in the living room thinkin wat to do....<br /><br />critical stages...: *especially when your my friends*<br /><br />8. you start picking up that broom and cleaning up your room....<br />9. WHEN YOU START THINKING OF YOUR FUTURE!!<br />10. when you lie down and laugh for no reason.<br />11. when you start making prank calls.<br />12.when u start making appointments when u know you cant make it...<br />13. you start trying out all those clothes in your cupboard.<br />14. when you start getting stupid ideas like to run an the street half naked.<br /><br />finale,<br />15. WHEN YOU GET BORED OF FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />sooo......<br />GOOD LUCK to all those SPM students after your SPM....<br />you'll get so bored.. u'd wanna go mad, shit bricks, jump from the canyons, and play dead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-1195737779412034276?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-42541466518487797602009-07-27T20:35:00.000-07:002009-07-27T20:43:46.190-07:00Argh........ uniten uniten uniten!!!!!!!!<br />NOt bad only lar......<br />can say quite good oso.... but i miss home like crazy....<br />i wanna lie down on my bed....<br />watch my tv<br />use my bathroom<br />feel free at my home...<br />use my own kitchen....<br />i wanna see my frenz<br />i wanna go online wit the home stremyx whr there is no RESTIRCTIONS whatsoever....<br />worst of all... i miss my pillows.....<br />argh....... i miss those days of sleeping late and getting up late.....<br />chattin up to late nite...<br />watching THE NANNY back to back....<br />but now im stuck at UNITEN..... studying....<br />haiz.....<br />sumbody help me........<br />p.s.. i'm missing ma church frenz dy....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />CAN'T WAIT TO BE BACK EVERYTIME I"M HERE......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-4254146651848779760?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-50415969353759434072009-05-21T08:29:00.000-07:002009-05-21T08:32:43.966-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/ShVzu3R7rgI/AAAAAAAAAC8/qTSaeD_XRxc/s1600-h/transformers_movie_01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/ShVzu3R7rgI/AAAAAAAAAC8/qTSaeD_XRxc/s320/transformers_movie_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338300182267932162" border="0" /></a>Transformers 2<br /><br />who wanna go watch me when it comes out!!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">anyone??<br /><br /><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-5041596935375943407?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-23337792025258681062009-05-21T08:26:00.000-07:002009-05-21T08:29:05.804-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/ShVy-IWEBaI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ZTtxr6henxs/s1600-h/aston-martin-amv10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/ShVy-IWEBaI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ZTtxr6henxs/s320/aston-martin-amv10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338299345035068834" border="0" /></a><br />Aston Martin Concept.<br /><br /><br /><br />What more can i say.<br /><br /><br /><br />I'm in LOVE.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-2333779202525868106?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-71437855114352108682009-05-21T08:10:00.000-07:002009-05-21T08:25:37.733-07:00MoM!!! When i grow up i wanna get married to a Hot, Sexy, Beautiful, Confident CAR!!! or rather CARS....... One that runs on above 5.0 litre, 500bhp, 12v engine.<br /><br /><br /> In that way, i can get married with a few cars, cause they wouldn't complaint of each other, nag, irritate or make you old fast. And even i f i cheat on them, THEY WOULDN'T KNOW!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />HECK!!!! I already have a list of my future wife's and family names.....<br />Lemmi list:-<br /><br />-Messarati<br />-Ferrari<br />-BMW<br />-Mercedez-Benz<br />-Audi<br />-Porche<br />-Lamborghini<br />-Subaru<br />-Nissan<br />-Toyota<br />-Honda<br />-Rolls Royce<br />-Bently<br />-Koenigsegg<br />-Bugatti<br />-Volks Wagen<br />-Lotus<br /><br /><br />Listed above are just the family names of my future wifes.......<br />you wouldn't want me list out the names of my future wifes....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />So!!! sum1 one gimme a billion bucks!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-7143785511435210868?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-76455210864775592212009-04-30T11:15:00.000-07:002009-04-30T11:30:30.136-07:00This Blog is dedicated to a friend of mine who currently stands 155cm from ground level.<br /><br /><br />-S***h***e is her name<br /><br />-Talking is her game<br /><br />-Elevated a few inches from the ground it seems<br /><br />-Perhaps a stool is what she needs<br /><br />-Height is a factor in her daily need<br /><br />-As in needing to compare with me<br /><br />-Nicest person of all indeed<br /><br />-I know it may not rhyme a bit, but<br /><br />-Elf is what she is.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />no hard feelings k.....<br />You know i just like to Bully you....<br />hehe.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-7645521086477559221?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-83156025186239046302009-01-26T10:13:00.000-08:002009-01-26T10:25:53.744-08:00Where do i see myself in 15 years time??<br />Its a question i'm often being asked about.....<br />Let me start....<br /><br /><br />- in 15 years time i would be 32 years old.<br />- i wanna send my parents for a worldtour around the world.<br />- i wanna have enough money in my account to live a very comfortable lifestyle for my parents and family.<br />- i wanna live in a house that has enough room for my parents and my family members, a pool, and a big piece of land around the house.<br />- i wanna have a car collection.<br />- i wanna have a car garage to store up all my cars.<br />- i wanna make money as i sit at home.<br /><br /><br />well.... meet you in 15 years time .......<br /><br /><br />having all of the above would actually complete whateva i need.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-8315602518623904630?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-52894651678490377652009-01-26T08:50:00.000-08:002009-01-26T09:32:35.292-08:0026 January 2009 - The day my auntie, uncle and her two daughters left for Australia. Its sad to know their not within Malaysia anymore...... my two cousins, RACHEL AND JESSICA, had stayed with us for two times already, once during the December holidays and again during January together with my Athe. These stays were fun and noisy...... considering the fact that both my cousins have extremely high pitch and loud voice......<br /><br />While in the car on the way to the airport, Rachel asked me if i would miss them, and i being the hard hearted guy didn't give her an answer... (well of course i would miss them all......). These 2 cousins of mine are a little crazy at times, but very fun to be with.....<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">RACHEL</span> - 14 years old, says that she has "Lungs Of A Singer" and "Legs Of A Runner"...ya rite, she's a "High School Musical" addict, and filled with questions..........<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc66cc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">JESSICA </span><span style="color:#ffffff;">-</span><span style="color:#ffffff;"> 8 years old, favourite line is "spoon for the man in the moon", a very loving and caring person, and when all people are asleep, she's the only one thats wide awake.....</span><br /><br /><br />I'll will definately miss all those "RUEBEN MAMA!!!!!", "WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS!!!", "SOOTHAY!" and "I DONT KNOW!!!!????"........ Its not like they are gone forever, they are just far away, for a better life. And with the technologies these days...... theres no saying what can be done........<br /><br /><br /><br />Have a good life there dear people........<br />Will always remember you guys....<br /><br /><br />LOVE ,<br /><br />JOEL JV<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-5289465167849037765?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-25905703314769942662008-11-30T02:21:00.000-08:002008-11-30T04:25:44.106-08:005 tanjung.........<br />never have i ever heard of another form 5 class that was as 'happening' as mine.... obviously its an argumentative issue among the classes.... but hey, i can only tell u what i see.....<br />allow me to show u my class, when there's a teacher n when there's no teacher......<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJrK8VZMkI/AAAAAAAAAA4/QIh-rVgzPQs/s1600-h/DSCN4821.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJrK8VZMkI/AAAAAAAAAA4/QIh-rVgzPQs/s320/DSCN4821.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274395949342995010" border="0" /></a><br />-shows how desperate guys are for each other...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STKAALrZp8I/AAAAAAAAABo/Y0DetT_BkoE/s1600-h/DSCN4773.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STKAALrZp8I/AAAAAAAAABo/Y0DetT_BkoE/s320/DSCN4773.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274418854227453890" border="0" /></a><br />-Chinese gang.<br />-funniest guys who keeps the class alive.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ__4TtVlI/AAAAAAAAABg/DOpEzjeilgE/s1600-h/DSCN4767.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ__4TtVlI/AAAAAAAAABg/DOpEzjeilgE/s320/DSCN4767.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274418849027806802" border="0" /></a><br />-sesat-ed sarjan pengawas!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ__VcqxcI/AAAAAAAAABY/PX8CN0nGdFU/s1600-h/DSCN4876.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ__VcqxcI/AAAAAAAAABY/PX8CN0nGdFU/s320/DSCN4876.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274418839670146498" border="0" /></a><br />-during bio......!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ_-zrretI/AAAAAAAAABQ/WaPYFzLPlTU/s1600-h/DSCN4832.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ_-zrretI/AAAAAAAAABQ/WaPYFzLPlTU/s320/DSCN4832.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274418830606301906" border="0" /></a><br />-gambling their wallets empty......<br />-where's the prefects!!!.......(oops)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ_-ij__WI/AAAAAAAAABI/ujxTjjzlhx0/s1600-h/DSCN4849.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJ_-ij__WI/AAAAAAAAABI/ujxTjjzlhx0/s320/DSCN4849.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274418826010688866" border="0" /></a><br />-studyin......"kononnya" .....<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJrKlVKTgI/AAAAAAAAAAw/R2ptwzs_ZMc/s1600-h/DSCN4822.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJrKlVKTgI/AAAAAAAAAAw/R2ptwzs_ZMc/s320/DSCN4822.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274395943168003586" border="0" /></a><br />-during class!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJrKLZGsCI/AAAAAAAAAAo/SPO8ccpLRZI/s1600-h/DSCN4819.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0bELImsNPWk/STJrKLZGsCI/AAAAAAAAAAo/SPO8ccpLRZI/s320/DSCN4819.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274395936205221922" border="0" /></a><br />-hmmm...... no comments...!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />these are only 15% of the pictures.........<br />guess i will miss school school after all....... what am i gonna do !!??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-2590570331476994266?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-44362562765411826042008-11-27T13:15:00.000-08:002008-11-27T13:34:07.696-08:00<u><span style="font-family:georgia;">SPM 2008</span></u><br /><br />Its finally over. The long awaited SPM has come n gone!<br />Hallelujah!!!!!<br />I've taken this section of the blog to send out my gratitude to those who has prayed n supported me n all the form five-ers through our SPM year and SPM examination.<br /><br />First and foremost i'll start with the small prayer group we started in school. Namely:-<br /><br />-Esther Tay<br />-Tien Ja She<br />-Joel Tay<br />-Yeoh Keong Jian<br />-Matthew Lim<br />-Ngan Seok Qing<br />-Chong Li Meng<br />-Brayn Tham<br />- (dat chinese girl that joined us once)<br />-(that chinese guy whose name i forgot)<br />-Tan Kian Hoe (my personal favourite non-christian freind who joins us in prayer every morning)<br /><br />This little group of ours would gather up near the canteen at 7.30a.m and start praying.<br />Our prayers are x even 5 minutes.<br /><br />and for those who supported me and prayed for me, u have my sincere thanks and i will always be greateful.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-4436256276541182604?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021860414985345418.post-20968766896771127502008-11-27T12:54:00.000-08:002008-11-27T13:15:50.400-08:002008, january to november, form 5 students common line wld b,<br />"i'll WILL BE SITTING for SPM."<br /><br />2008, november to december, form 5 students common line wld b,<br />"i'm SITTING for SPM."<br /><br />after december 2008, common line wld b,<br />"i SAT for Spm."<br /><br />2009, january to march, every EX-form 5-er will say,<br />"WAITING for results."<br /><br />2009, march, every1 concerned will b like,<br />-"yay, i got straight a's"<br />-"NOOOO!! i didnt do well......"<br />-"the exam paper was tough lar."<br />-"SPM only wat!"<br />-"CRAP, now must do form six!"<br />-"Must go work in MPS (opposite of spm)."<br />-"what m i gonna tell my parents.........."<br />-"*cry*<br />-"*laugh*( note: laughing due to unsatisfactory of results.)<br />-"the education department got problem lar......."<br />-etc, etc.<br /><br />BUT ALL I WANNA SAY IS,<br />"I GOT 9 A's!".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7021860414985345418-2096876689677112750?l=jo3eljay.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jo3elJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18321253961866729362noreply@blogger.com1